so much goodness happened last night that im sure im going to forget things :( but i will most certainly be able to include alot :)
ok so a few of us i think were going to just have a chill night, but only ann and i showed up cuz everyone else said they just wanted to stay inside. so we were like ok, lets go partayyyyy. so we did. we first went to this bar we discovered that is super chill and super spanish and had their special of the day which was a 2,20 euro pint of the pretty good beer. so we sat at the bar and chilled for a while then decided, in the words of ann, to grow a pair of pelotas (balls) haha and while we were leaving we passed these 3 guys sitting down and asked them questions for our project. so we have to find a spanish bar and an american bar and compare and contrast, so we asked them their favorite bars and favorite beers and such. but before we went up to them i was like ok, im gonna say "tengo una pregunta" (i have a question) and then ann would start with the question and we went from there haha. and it ended being like we asked them, then ann started saying how one time we got beer, drank it, then found out it was nonalcoholic beer and then i said "es una problema!" (thats a problem!) and blah blah blah and then we left. so afterward since that went so well we decided for the next 3 months we will just do exactly that. i will say "tengo una pregunta!" and we'd just go from there haha. we'll just have a project for 3 months, its fine.
so after that we went to the rover which was having an america party! and!! an effing booty dancing contest that ann and i didnt even get entered in!! we were sooooooooooo disappointed, because we totally could have beat most if not all of those girls. there was one black girl who really knew how to shake it, but thats about it. ugh. totally wouldve kicked ass. so the rover was absolutely packed, and there was a gigantic american flag outside and red white and blue decorations inside, and we got american flags painted on our faces lol. so, like always, after the contest we decided to have our own little booty dancing on the stage. duh. so we were dancing for a while, and finished our beers and it was all you can drink for 5 euros, so we wanted more but didnt want to push through all the people to get to the bar. so we told these couple of guys who were kind of dancing with / near us that we needed more cerveza! so one of them was like oh, i'll take your glasses and get you new ones! perf. oh except after he left ann was like yeah, we're probably gonna get date raped, and i was like omg, we probably are! cuz i didnt even think about it. duh. so we were watching him from the stage the whole time and right when the bartender was giving him our beers 2 of his friends asked us what our names were and everything, and we didnt see him take the beers or bring them up to us. shit. so we really didnt want to drink them, and the guys were like yeah, drink! and making drinking motions and shit. ok so then we REALLY werent going to drink them, and took them back up to the bar and got new ones. creepy. so we were getting new beers and this spanish guy in a super unattractive red vneck started dancing with us and bought us each a tequila shot haha. except it was super disgusting and i was so glad i had beer to wash it down with! but basically there were just a shit ton of girls and creepy guys at the rover, so we left after that beer.
so then we wanted to find the bar that the guys at the first bar recommened, called "enojada" or something with an "ada" at the end, and while we were looking we just needed to pee so bad so we went into this bar we've never been in before / we have no idea what its called, and used their restroom. then we came back upstairs and there was a group of like 6 guys who were probably around like 30 and talked with / made fun of them / they made fun of us for a while. one of them was talking really fast spanish and he knew we couldnt understand, so super fast we were like "oh i bet you cant understand what im saying right now we could be saying you guys are super ugly and creepy and blah blah blah and you would have no idea what we're saying yeah they have no idea what we're talking about" etc. haha. and one of them said something really fast about flamenco and did this dance so i did it too and it was just all pretty weird. then they left and didnt even buy us drinks. lame. so we ordered beers and sat there and like i think we sat there for a freakin long time, its really hard to tell / remember haha. but there were 2 bartenders and we were being so weird. so there was sangria sitting infront of us and once we figured out it was sangria we decided to act like stupid bitches and tell the one guy that we'd never had sangria and if we could try some, gratis (free) of course haha. so he brought us a pretty good sized glass of sangria gratis with 2 straws lol. so we were like "omg so good!" blah blah blah haha and then i asked him what straw was in spanish, he told me and i definitely forget now, but he then asked if we had ever used straws before hahahhaha. oh yeah he also asked us if we were french. i mean, we did have giant american flags painted on our faces, and theres really nothing about us that could be french, and so ann said "tenemos la bandera de los estados unidos en nuestras caras!" or "we have the american flag on our faces!" but like, the way she said it was hilarious, i guess its a you had to be there / hear it / be as drunk as we were to think it was as funny as we did haha. and then!! the other guy was eating ice cream..with a straw..and the way he was eating it just made us laugh so much, and finally he realized we were laughing at him and ann told him he was eating his ice cream with such a "lengua sexual" or "sexual tongue" hahaha and so we went on with that for a while and then the other guy tried to explain to us the difference between sexual and sensual and we were like "es lo mismo" or "its the same thing!" and it was just a pretty weird time. oh yeah i also forgot at the beginning of being at this bar we met this gay couple and the one guy tried asking me how old i thought he was for like 10 mins because i couldnt understand his horrible english haha so finally i got it and i guessed 24 and he was 30 lol but we got pictures with them lol, and ended up getting a picture with our bartenders also!! / lots of pictures of our borracha selves haha. so after what was definitely a long time we got up and our bartenders were outside and the one (without the lengua sexual) told us to come back jueves (thursday) because wednesday was his day off.
it was pretty beautiful. so by this time it was like 330 and we decided to check out a couple more rando bars that we had never been in, and there just wasnt anyone very interesting in them. so we went home lol. and woke up 4 hours after going to bed to go to class. ugh. last night right before we parted ann said for me to call her in the morning and she would just do whatever i did with class. and we decided that if we didnt go to class we would text one of the girls and be like hey tell carmen that we arent in class today because we were doing our project all night haha. because, like, we basically were! we are supposed to find out things about the spanish bars, and we def did! we're also going to make a power point with pictures haha. but class today wasnt nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be!! it was interesante as usual with carmen and i only kind of fell asleep a few times lol.
also, i just remembered that we pinkie sweared last night and i have no idea what it was for, and i just asked ann and she has no idea either haha. so she said we have an unknown promise. awesome.
yay last night and more great adventures to comeeeeee!!
amorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, haley
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